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Found this old track lying round. This song is for all you true cheese lovers out there. And for people who like funny short rap tunes.
lyrics
The topic is cheese
I got bad knees
But I’m jumpin’ round the party
Like my undies are full of fleas.
Stand the mozzarella,
I love the red cheddar.
Make me feelin’ like a winner
Then you know I go and get her.
But not another woman.
Can’t you see?
I’m talkin’ about another
Funky stinky block of cheese!
Travel around the world
For the sour-sweet goodness
I’d eat a block of gouda
For breakfast if could. This
Rhyme takes me back
(This rhyme takes me back)
This rhyme takes me back
To when I was in amserdam.
The first thing I did?
I didn’t go to a hash bar.
(I didn’t go to a hash bar.)
Instead I went to the
Local cheese shop seller.
I said “Gimme me a pound of gouda.”
He was a really nice fella.
He said “Let me put that fat slab of cheese right here.”
Then he whispered in my ear
Using English quite clear:
“This right here
Is a fucking sandwich!
My cheese is so delectable
Youre never gonna switch.”
So from that day forth
When I think about the cheese
I say skip the rubber Kraft shit
And give me the gouda please.
(I say skip the rubber Kraft shit
And give me the gouda please.)
Cheese, you got to smellin’ like my big toe (word)
Cheese, you got to smellin’ like my big toe (word)
Cheese, you got to smellin’ like my big toe (word)
I said Cheese, you got to smellin’ like my big toe. (uh)
Cheese, you got to smellin’ like my big toe (word)
Cheese, you got to smellin’ like my big toe (word)
Cheese, you got to smellin’ like my big toe (word)
I said Cheese, you got to smellin’ like my big toe. (uh)
Cheese, you got to smellin’ like my big toe (word)
Cheese, you got to smellin’ like my big toe (word)
Cheese, you got to smellin’ like my big toe (word)
I said Cheese, you got to smellin’ like my big toe. (uh)
Entirely produced by Preservation comes the latest from lauded NJ rapper CRIMEAPPLE, whose bars hit as hard as ever. Bandcamp New & Notable Jan 25, 2024
